Your dose of lactose
MoOOove over, Bessie! Dizzy's here to play, and she's serving glasses of full-cream absurdity as she hoOOops and grazes her way through the paddock, dotting her trail with magical cow pies.
Udderly ridiculous
Many have tried to pin down where Dizzy came from, but her pedigree remains unknown. Rigorous DNA testing has determined Dizzy to be 50% satire, 50% pure nonsense, and 20% Brown Swiss cow--that last proportion making her just a little bit extra!
Not in Kansas anymore
Dizzy the Cow is a nod to Ammo's Kansas origins and Swiss heritage. Cows are iconic in both cultures, and represent a link to the agricultural surrounds of Cairns.
How now, brown cow
Dizzy loves to hog the spotlight, but she knows it's not a real show without backup to help her back it up! Her milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard, but her milkmen sell it.
Divine bovine
Dizzy spreads love, light and performativity through her production of structured milk, activation of divine bovine energy, and other "sacred cow" concepts for your rumination. If you feel moOOved, join the Divinely Dizzy cult for a $20 conscious contribution. NaMOOste.
Always milking it
Dizzy is available for gigs, along with her Milkmen (with enough notice). She can perform choreographed numbers on stage, roving crowd work, or both! Visit BOOK to enquire.
